Best jokes ever

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism.
Vote:
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Vote:
has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, Yo mama
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Vote:
has 37.88 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep? A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Vote:
has 37.83 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dirty, kids, sex
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
Vote:
has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Vote:
has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, funeral, hospital
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers? ‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
Vote:
has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: sex
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild? Money.
Vote:
has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: money, women
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Vote:
has 37.68 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: racist
<<<1208120912101211
More jokes →
Page 1208 of 1429.