Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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A son and the dad are walking around on the streets.
The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind."
The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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What did the Irish spinster keep saying in her prayers?
‘Good Lord, please have Murphy on me…’
What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
Money.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!