The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Koala: What do you mean, I'm not a bear? I have all the koalafications. Elephant: Your koalafications are completely irrelephant. Lion: Don't listen to him! He's lion! Bear: This arguing is becoming unbearable!
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
Q: Why is the old, worn out horse named Flattery? A: Because it gets you nowhere.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.