A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
What does a Blonde say during a porno?
There I am!
Yo Mama so old...
When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
A blonde has been working in a broom factory since childhood, despite the state's strict anti-child labor laws, and has always been a good worker. But one day, she storms into her boss' office.
"I quit! That's it, I'm not working here anymore!"
"Why?" asks the boss. "What's the problem?"
"I've been working here for so long that I've grown the broom bristles between my legs. I can't take it anymore."
"Listen," the boss says. "That's perfectly normal. Look, I have those too."
"Oh, my God!" she exclaims.
"It's worse than I thought! You've also grown a broom handle!"
Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her room?
A: So she could use it as a mirror.
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Q: What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?
A: You know that he actually did it.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon.
That way a woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.