Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors: "I ain't had no fun in months" "Now, how should I correct this sentence." "Get a new boyfriend," said Little Johnny.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’ Woman, ‘You might be. Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’