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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
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A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
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Q: How do you make seven an even number? A: Take the s out!
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Teaching an English lesson, the teacher wrote on the board, fully aware of the grammar errors: "I ain't had no fun in months" "Now, how should I correct this sentence." "Get a new boyfriend," said Little Johnny.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Man, to woman, ‘Am I the first man you ever made love to?’ Woman, ‘You might be. Now you come to mention it, your face does look familiar.’
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