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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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