Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.