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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap. When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
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Why was cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.
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What's the best way to make a bull sweat? Put him in a tight jumper !
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What South American dance do cows like to do? The Rump-a.
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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