The best baby jokes

What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," said the scout, "Dad had only one bottle of beer left, so I let my baby brother have it."
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Why are test tube babies the most beautiful ones? Because they're hand made.
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head.
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.
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What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
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What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
Vote: has 17.00 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

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What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.
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