What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!
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Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin.
Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?"
"Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?"
The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
What do your parents' car and testicles have in common?
Hit either one of them and you're grounded.
Q: Why do schools in West Virginia only have Drivers Ed two days a week?
A: Because they need their cars for Sex Ed the other three days a week!
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.
At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him.
As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.
The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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