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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together? A: CSI
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!
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As an ion chromatography chemist I made this one up: Anions aren't negative, they're just misunderstood.
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Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? A: One molar solution.
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Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car? A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar? A: He got Avogadro's number!
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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
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