Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!