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Q: What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A: A private tooter.
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How do you make stew out of a leper? Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.
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Q: What did the fool do with his first 50 cent piece? A: He Married Her
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How many dead babies does it take to make a bottle of baby oil? It depends on how hard you squeeze them.
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Q: What's the hardest thing about a sex change from a man to a woman? A: Inserting the anchovies
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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What did the dad say when his son said, "Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?" "Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."
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Q: Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? A: They keep falling through the holes in his hands.
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I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
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Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!
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