Where's the best place to hide a body?
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Algorithm.
Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did.
If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
Programmer.
A machine that turns coffee into code.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.
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A female secretary was helping her new boss set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.
Wanting to embarrass his new secretary a bit and let her know where they stood, he smugly told her to enter ‘penis.’
Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password.
She then almost died laughing at the computer’s response:
PASSWORD REJECTED.
NOT LONG ENOUGH!
A system administrator has 2 problems:
- dumb users
- smart users
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A wife send her husband an sms on a cold winter evening: "Windows frozen".
The husband send answer back: "Pour some warm water over them".
Some time later husband receives answer from his wife: "The computer is completely fucked now".
Programmer.
A person who fixed a problem that you don't know you have, in a way you don't understand.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that's a hardware problem.
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