I hear you take milk baths.
That's right.
Why?
I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.
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Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass, I settled down for a nice piece of ass.
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He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart, the son of a b*tch tore the chimney apart.
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Moo-sic.
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It wants to keep it's Stockholm!