Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
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Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Class: "Brotherly love."
Q: why did the cow cross the road?
A: So he could pass the milkyway.
Spider: Why are you terrified by me?
Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
How do you know when a crab is drunk?
It walks forwards.
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
Because it's a mane-lion station.