Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen is a drug, it will melt your face and kill you.
Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Did you here about the man that died from eating Rocky Mountain Oysters?
The bull must have drug him a mile!
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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?"
Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it."
Doctor: "Why?"
Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"