Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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I walked passed a burnt out building with a broken sign saying "Fireworks".
How right they were.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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"I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?"
"I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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The only church which is disseminating light and warmth is the burning church.
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