"I have the body of an athlete."
"Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨"
Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes."
Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
Athlete: "For stopping."
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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor.
The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors.
One is a young, healthy athlete.
The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’
‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient.
‘Why?’ asks the doctor.
The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards?
A: She wanted to gain weight!
Oh, you play racquetball?
You must be extremely athletic.
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.