Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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