Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy. What do you call the white guy? Warden.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.