What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?
Answer: "Halo there!"
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While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set.
"If you get your train," I told him, "your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?"
The boy became very quiet.
So, moving the conversation along, I asked, "What else would you like Santa to bring you?"
He promptly replied, "Another train."
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
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"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
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Me: "You mean... the period?"
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.
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When somebody is totally angry, why not say:
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