She said "Gym or me".
Sometimes I miss her.
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He agreed with me.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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The girl says, "I don’t like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn’t dance with you."
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What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
Boobies.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.