Sorry, I'm late.
I was trying to think of ways to get out of this.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit.
Jews don't pay for anything.
Let's walk and talk.
You go that way.
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Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
A: Beat it. We're closed.
If you see me smiling, I'm probably thinking of doing something evil.
If I'm laughing, I've already done it.
Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller.
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I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position.
Please be prepared for my mood.
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Son: "What are you going to be for Halloween dad?"
Me: "Drunk"
Son: "What's mom gonna be?"
Me: "Mad"
Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention?
A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
Customer to Waiter: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!"
Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
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