You should try the new Starbucks terrorist latte... it has a white fluffy head with 2 shots in it.
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Employee: "Hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get you today."
Little Johnny: "Can I get some McWater, A McNumber10, and a McCoke."
Employee: "Sir you know you don't have to put Mc in front of anything you order."
Little Johnny: "Ok I just really like Donald's."
Employee: "Sir its McDonald's."
Little Johnny: "Ma'am you don't have to put Mc in front of everything."
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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
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Q: What's a terrorist's favorite day in November?
A: Bomb fire night.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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A furniture store keeps calling me.
But all I wanted was one night stand.
Q: What do you call a terrorist attack in the Middle East?
A: A Selfie!
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My dad died on 9-11.
He was the best amateur bomber on Iraq's flight team.
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A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.
Before class ended he went around the room asking students some questions about the day’s lecture.
Of course, he made sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
“And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?” the professor asked.
“I don’t know,” the student said.
“Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr. Reebs, you would know,” said the professor.
“That’s not true,” the student replied.
“I never pay attention anyway!”
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Q: What is the difference between a teenager on her rag and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
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