As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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A man comes home alone from work.
Suddenly he hears this voice saying: "Now its time to quit your job, sell your house, take your money and go to Las Vegas."
He doesn't pay much attention to it but after a week hearing the same voice, he thinks ok!
He quits his job, sells his house, withdraws all his money and goes to Vegas.
The moment he steps out of the plane the voice tells him "Find the nearest casino!"
He enters a casino and the voice says: " Go to the roulette-table and put all your money on 17 black!
He complies and the croupier spins the wheel and says "Rien ne va plus"
21 RED!
And then the voice goes "Damn!"
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Q: What is astronauts favorite game in space?
A: Moonopoly.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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