Q: What do you call a Chinese person with a video camera?
A: Phil Ming
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A: A pound
When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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If you drop your phone in water, put it in a bowl of rice.
Overnight an Asian will come to your house, fix the phone, eat the rice and then run away.
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Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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God tried to make everyone different. He got bored by the time he got to China.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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