Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
Me: Staring contest. Go! Me: O.O Friend: -.- Me: I win! You blinked! Haha Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!