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Q: What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: One molar solution.
Q: What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?
A: He was booked for a salt and battery.
Q: What element is a girl's future best friend?
A: Carbon.
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Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"
The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Q: What do you get when you complete science class?
A: A graduated cylinder.
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Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" - and he died.