What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.
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A: He gets a manicure, pedicure, and has his nails polished.
Q: Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's f**king chickens.
Q: How do you know the Easter Bunny is really smart?
A: Because he's an egghead.
Q: Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??
A: No one the first four doesn't exist and the other blonde thought it was a gum wrapper!
Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?
A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn't have the hare fare.
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A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."