Joke #1624

Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation

Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.

Q: Why are black people, pirates? A: Because they go nigarrr.

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position

How do you get a nigga out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell? They heard there was some crack in it.

Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"

I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.

What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.

Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man? A: The rest of his family.