Q. Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A. She kept having affairs with men!
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Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
Even the pool table has no balls.
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so i would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch?
A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
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A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island.
The redhead swims half way and drowns.
The brunette swims half way and drowns too.
The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.
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Q. What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you?
A. Run...she has a grenade in her mouth.
Why does a blonde have an IQ 1 point higher than a policehorse?
So she won't shit on the street during a parade.
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," she cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.
"Never mind, I got in the back seat by mistake."