In Africa, in a hospital, a black man entered armed – he had a knife on him – stick in his back!
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Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"
Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
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The man then said, "Call for my lawyer."
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks?
A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
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