It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
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The boy took a bath with bubbles.
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Bubbles was a man.
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“I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered.
“What did he say?,” asked the nurse.
“OOPS!”
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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Peter called his doctor’s office for an appointment.
"I’m sorry," said the receptionist, “we can’t fit you in for at least two weeks."
"But I could be dead by then!"
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we’ll cancel the appointment."
Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?
So they can take bubble baths.
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