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The boy took a bath with bubbles.
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Bubbles was a man.
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After a long labour, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, "Ma'am, I've got some good news, and some bad news. What would you like?"
After quickly thinking it over, she responds, "I'll have the bad news first doctor".
The doctor replies, "We'll, I'm not sure how to put this, and I'm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair".
Relieved, a smile spreads across the mother face. "Doctor, if that's the bad news, what's the good news".
The doctor replies, "He's dead".
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Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.
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how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
Because black people have no rights...
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How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
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I gas the only problem I have with the wold now is all the deutchbags.
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Q: What did one casket say to the sick casket?
A: Is that you coughin'?
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There were four people on a plane.
One of them, the Pilot.
The other was the president of the United States –Obama, The oldest man in the world, and a little boy.
The plane was about to crash and the only option for survival was to jump!
But there were only three parachutes.
The Pilot took a parachute and said, "I'm the pilot, so I should get a parachute."
And he jumped off.
Then Obama grabs a and jumps saying, "Since I'm the president, I get one too!"
And he jumps.
The little boy then grabs a parachute and hands it to the old man.
The man declines, saying, "No, boy, take it. I'm too old anyway."
The boy answers, "What? No! Obama took my back-pack!"
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Why are little girls better than little boys?
Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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