How do you call a Triceratops with horns on his butt? Tricera-bottoms.
What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers.
The Teacher asked Little Johnny, "How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?" Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
What's three meters high and jumps every ten seconds? A dinosaur with the hiccups.
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.