Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.