Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Q: If a black guy is driving a bicycle why shouldn't I hit him?
A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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