A blonde comes home to find her husband in bed with a redhead.
She grabs a gun and holds it to her own head.
The husband begs her not to shoot herself.
The blonde shouts at her husband, ‘Shut up!
You’re next!’
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Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?
They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
Q: Why did the blonde keep an empty carton of milk in the fridge?
A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Why did the 3 blondes jump off the building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
There is legend that goes like this:
In a bar in New York there is a magical mirror If you go up to it and tell it the truth it will grant you a wish If you lie – poof it swallows you up.
A brunette, a blonde and a redhead walk into this bar.
They head straight for the mirror.
The redhead goes first and says “I think I’m the most beautiful woman on Earth” Poof- the mirror swallows her up.
The brunette goes up to the mirror and says “I think I’m the sexiest woman on Earth” Poof – the mirror swallows her up.
Last, the blonde goes up to the mirror says ” I think...” Poof!
Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.
A blonde girl walks in the street and sees a banana peel.
Sad she was, thinking...damn I will stumble again...!
Q: Two blondes are standing on top of the Empire State Building.
How can you tell which one is the true blonde and which one is the bleached blonde?
A: The bleached blonde isn't throwing bread crumbs at the helicopters!