Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said ‘Sorry, no professionals.’
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks her binoculars are opera glasses.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.