‘Sex for an old guy is a bit like shooting pool with a rope.’ George Burns
A honeymoon couple go into a hotel and ask for a suite. ‘Bridal?’ asks the desk clerk. ‘No thanks,’ replies the bride, ‘I’ll just hang onto his shoulders.’
Dad: Hey son, if you keep masturbating your going to go blind. Son: Dad im over here.
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
Q. How can you tell a head nurse? A. She's the one with the dirty knees!
Q: What’s so good in f***ing twenty six year olds? A: That they are twenty…
Jones aside. ‘You’re in perfect health,’ he says. ‘Your wife didn’t give me an erection, either.’
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work." The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try." Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Unexpected sex - is the best thing to wake up, unless you're in prison...
‘I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.’ Steve Martin