Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo' Mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks for a ski slope.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.