Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line?
A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
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Teacher: "Are you good at math?"
Pupil: "Yes and no."
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Pupil: "Yes, I'm no good at math!"
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Dear Maths,
Please grow up now and solve you problems yourself.
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch:
"My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.
Two random variables were talking in a bar.
They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself?
A: Because nobody understood him.
An engineer and a physicist are in a hot-air balloon.
After a few hours they lose track of where they are and descend to get directions.
They yell to a jogger, "Hey, can you tell us where we're at?"
After a few moments the jogger responds, "You're in a hot-air balloon."
The engineer says, "You must be a mathematician."
The jogger, shocked, responds, "yeah, how did you know I was a mathematician?"
"Because, it took you far too long to come up with your answer, it was 100% correct, and it was completely useless."