Joke #5619

Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!

Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.

I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.

Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.