Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.