A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.