How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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"Damn, I burnt one."
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What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
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What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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A: A fire cracker.
What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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