What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car? A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet? Identification.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.