How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.