I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
Whats the simalarites between a fence and a white person? They both get jumped by Mexican and black people