I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.