Joke #8974

I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.

Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!

Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."