The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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