The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does Rachel Marron's work.