Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
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Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend today.
I had to drop the bomb two or three times before she finally got it.
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What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?
Vitamin bills!
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The cannibals on the island Borneo have caught and after that have grilled one gypsy boy on a turnspit.
They had to turn him really quickly above the burning fire because at a slower speed of rotation he managed to steal the potatoes from the live coal.
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I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade.
Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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Doctor: “Take these pills for a week. If that doesn’t work, I’ll have a color TV”.
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Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
Because black people have no rights...
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