Only nowadays there appeared a possibility to realize yourselfe: sell your liver, kidneis, skeleton...
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics? A: Because all of the Mexicans that can run, swim, and jump have left the country.
Why are little girls better than little boys? Because when you're finished using them as little girls, you can turn them over and use them as little boys.
Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool? Throw in your laundry.
There was a 3 car accident in Mexico yesterday, 84 people were found dead.
Daddy to his son: I don't care if you are dating a black girl - they are all pink on the inside.
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal.