How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. "Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Mary stands up, blushing furiously. "How dare you ask such a question?" she says. "I'm going to complain to my parents, who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!" Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary's reaction, but undaunted. She asks the class the question again, and this time Sam raises his hand. "Yes, Sam?" says Mrs. Sampson. "Ma'am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye." "Very good, Sam. Thank you." Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, "Mary, I have 3 things to tell you: first, it's clear that you have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear one day you are going to be sadly disappointed."
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters? All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
A mother was arguing with her teenager and finally she reaches breaking point and blurts out, " I should swallowed you when i had the chance!"
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.