What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
Why did the nigger walks into a bar?
The cell door was still locked.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone.
Wing, Wing, Halo
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll?
It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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