What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
Black magic... It doesn't work.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy? A: Antique farm equipment.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.